thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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