At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
I won't apologize to a one balled man
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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