I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
This is random, but did i give u a handjob in the middle of the night or was that a dream?
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
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