Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
it's like iHOP with fire
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
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I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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