you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Tell me again why I left before the topless cake fight
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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