Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
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