she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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