Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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