If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
and I believe it was when I was running to class to take a test still drunk in my Halloween costume that I realized I have reached that point in the semester where I just don't give a flying fuck anymore.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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