you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Randomize
