her vagine was all disorganized.
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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