next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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