the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I've blown a few things in my day
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Can you repeat that, but with context?
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