Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
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