So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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