well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
my liver is dry heaving
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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