brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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