so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
it glows. i had to have it.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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