he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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