The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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