I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
my being single is dangerous.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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