i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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