wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
I take your giggles as a yes to operation McLaxitives?
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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