I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
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