you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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