you know whats awesome about this morning. A suprise visit from my dad at 7:30 am. There was a pair of heels on the lawn and a girl sleeping in just her underwear on the floor of my living room. He either thinks im a champion or a total fuck up. I'm thinking fuck up but im hoping champion.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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