so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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