You're completely useless in the revolution.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
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