I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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