if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
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