Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Randomize
