Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
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