using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
Randomize
