forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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