do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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