dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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