so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
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