i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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