Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
getting up at 8am to start drinking seemed like a much better idea before I had to wake up at 8am
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
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