just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
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