Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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