okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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