are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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