dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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