So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
Success! We fucked roommates!
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