You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
No sex in the champagne room. The champagne room being my life
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm experimenting with sincerity
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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