You surviving the open bar?
Super asto ex polenta omaha botad
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
the day after is always just damage control
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
And then she grabbed my dick and started singing 'ring ring ring ring banana phone'
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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