You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I'd cum for enchiladas.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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