Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
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