just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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