if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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