It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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